Hey maybe if we cannot invent time travel, we should invent Money Travel! Wait, how does one travel through money? What does that even mean? Damn! Money Travel seems even more difficult to invent than time travel! Hell, even its concept is more difficult to invent!
Hold on. I just found this Money Travel Card in my wallet. Does that help in Money Travel?
Transcript of today's webcomic.
ReplyDeleteCustomer : I would liketo buy a gift.
Gift shop attendant : Sure sir! What can I get you?
Customer (pointing at a gift) : That looks nice. Can I see that?
Gift shop attendant : Of course sir!
Gift shop attendant (brings the gift) : Here you go sir.
Customer (pointing a another gift) : Wait, how about that one?
Gift shop attendant : I'll get that!
Gift shop attendant (brings the other gift) : Best choice. An exquisite gift!
Customer : Too costly! Is that cheaper? (points to another article)
A long while later...
(There is a huge heap of gifts in front of the customer)
Gift shop attendant : You have many fine gift ideas. Buy any. Your friend will love it
Customer : Wait, that one over there is beautiful! Why don't you show me that!
Gift shop attendant (angry) : YOU HAVE SPENT
SO MUCH TIME IN MY SHOP FOR ONE GIFT! TIME IS MONEY! DON'T WASTE MY TIME!
Awkward silence.
Customer (picking one gift) (it is actually the one he picked in the very beginning) : Fine I will take this one.
Customer starts walking away with the gift in his hand.
Gift shop attendant : Sir...
Gift shop attendant : You need to pay for that sir
Customer : I already paid for it!
Gift shop attendant : NO YOU DIDN'T!
Customer : Of course I did! Loads of money!
Customer : I spent lot of time in your shop.
Gift shop attendant : So?
Customer : You said time is money.