Stupidosaur Science Trivia:
How to measure density of your sorrow:
Pure water density is 1000 kilograms per cubic meter. Your sorrows are much lighter than this. Alcohol, that's pure ethanol, has a density 789 kilograms per cubic meter. Your sorrows are heavier than this, so you can drown your sorrows in alcohol! Now start with water (in which your sorrows will definitely not drown!), and mix more and more strong liquor to it as you go. The density of the mixture at which your sorrows just begin to drown is the density of your sorrows! It is science!
P.S: Guys this is a joke. Drink responsibly. Instead of 'drowning sorrows', alcohol might itself be a cause of depression!